Vanity Post: Trios

By Psychofett on 21/02/06

I know in some of my posts I may seem a little narcissistic, ego-centric and self-absorbed but of course I’m being satirical. Or am I? I think we can learn a lot from these next few quotes.

“1. Mikey 2. Psychofett, both have had tremendous years so far and the match they had together was one of the best i have seen live.” - I’m_hardcore

Sorry man I think you got the order mixed up, Psychofett is ichiban!

“Psychofett - Despite the number of losses, his wrestling ability and attitude have been off the hook this year. Now that is the truth!” - Big Mac

I don’t know who he’s been watching but I’ve never lost. Ever.
 

Psycho Tip #1

By Psychofett on 19/02/06

The first in a long array of helpful hints you can apply in day to day life.

I hate ironing, and so should you, so to avoid this dreary task I suggest hanging out your clothes as soon as your washing cycle is done. If anyone questions you as to the crispness of your slacks, give me a ring and I’ll sort them out.
 

Underworld: Undercooked

By Psychofett on 19/02/06

Last Wednesday I went with some friends to check out Underworld: Evolution, which follows off directly after the events of the first film. Essentially vampire heroine Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and hybrid Michael (Scott Speedman) must stop the reborn Markus (Tony Curran), the first vampire from unleashing his imprisoned brother William (Brian Steele), the first Lycan (werewolf).

Good action scenes, cool vampire/werewolf myth and partially naked Kate Beckinsale make this film what it is: a fun, sexy no-brainer. The dialogue at times is a little thin, the story flaky, and thus may prove too much for movie snobs. However you may be drawn to this film if you enjoy this kind of supernatural lore and futuristic goth styling.

Perhaps not as good as the original, but if you enjoyed the first this sequel should at least satisfy you, otherwise you could check out Blade and Blade 2. But not Blade 3 because that sucked harder than Paris Hilton.

Underworld: Evolution on IMDb.com
Metacritic review


2 and a half palm strikes out of 5
 

Training Day O Fun!

By Psychofett on 19/02/06

Just wanted to say a big congratulations to all those at the EPW training try-out today. Good to see that noone quit, and everyone stuck to their guns! But seriously you guys need to try a lot harder.

Sooo… this… is… awkward.