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Psychofett

Vanity Post: Quad-core

By Psychofett on 30/03/06

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They say to lead a healthy life you need to feed the mind, body and soul… and ego. Heres my daily dose of the latter.

“Wrestler: Psychofett, duelling canes, super twizzly spinny moves, title shots, fire breathers…… Need i say more?
Is psychofett the greatest wrestler ever? This reporter says yes.”
- Malachi

GREATEST WRESTLER EVER! YOU HEAR THAT?! AND FROM AN OFFICIAL REPORTER AS WELL!! YEAH YEAH YEAH! OH GOOD SPAGHETTO!

“Hey, did anyone else notice that bloody fantasic spinny move psychofett did?1 That was TOO good! Very impressive” - Sezzy

Super twizzly spinny moves and bloody fantastic spinny moves OH MY! (also known as the yang time or corkscrew moonsault)
 

Vanity Post: Trios

By Psychofett on 21/02/06

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I know in some of my posts I may seem a little narcissistic, ego-centric and self-absorbed but of course I’m being satirical. Or am I? I think we can learn a lot from these next few quotes.

“1. Mikey 2. Psychofett, both have had tremendous years so far and the match they had together was one of the best i have seen live.” - I’m_hardcore

Sorry man I think you got the order mixed up, Psychofett is ichiban!

“Psychofett - Despite the number of losses, his wrestling ability and attitude have been off the hook this year. Now that is the truth!” - Big Mac

I don’t know who he’s been watching but I’ve never lost. Ever.
 

Psycho Tip #1

By Psychofett on 19/02/06

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The first in a long array of helpful hints you can apply in day to day life.

I hate ironing, and so should you, so to avoid this dreary task I suggest hanging out your clothes as soon as your washing cycle is done. If anyone questions you as to the crispness of your slacks, give me a ring and I’ll sort them out.
 

Underworld: Undercooked

By Psychofett on 19/02/06

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Last Wednesday I went with some friends to check out Underworld: Evolution, which follows off directly after the events of the first film. Essentially vampire heroine Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and hybrid Michael (Scott Speedman) must stop the reborn Markus (Tony Curran), the first vampire from unleashing his imprisoned brother William (Brian Steele), the first Lycan (werewolf).

Good action scenes, cool vampire/werewolf myth and partially naked Kate Beckinsale make this film what it is: a fun, sexy no-brainer. The dialogue at times is a little thin, the story flaky, and thus may prove too much for movie snobs. However you may be drawn to this film if you enjoy this kind of supernatural lore and futuristic goth styling.

Perhaps not as good as the original, but if you enjoyed the first this sequel should at least satisfy you, otherwise you could check out Blade and Blade 2. But not Blade 3 because that sucked harder than Paris Hilton.

Underworld: Evolution on IMDb.com
Metacritic review


2 and a half palm strikes out of 5