Life at the Dojo has been great, training is hard and I have been challenged like never before, not only with wrestling skills but with conditioning as well. Although I still have limited experience, I believe this is the best education in wrestling you can get pretty much anywhere in the world. For those of you interested we do Pro Wrestling Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, on Tuesday Kickboxing, and Thursday’s Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu. Also I have been working on the Sunday Dojo shows, and you can see recaps of my matches on YouTube.com just look up “NWA pro recap”. I also have an upcoming match in San Diego this weekend.

I’ve also had a chance to see some of the tourist attractions as well; the Hollywood sign, Santa Monica Pier, Venice Beach, and Disneyland(which was super-awesome). Still want to go to a few other places including Universal Studios and the O.C.

I would also like to note the EPW expansion to Adelaide. This is a great step not only for EPW but Australian Wrestling as a whole. Hopefully we will continue to expand and develop more under the NWA Pro banner.

Evolution 2002
vs. Richter
Hhhhmmm my first and only win at an Evolution, what does this tell us? That I have progressively gotten worse? No, that can’t be it. It was EPW’s first powerbomb match, and I must add that Richter (despite his size) must not be very good at these matches because according to my statistics he has lost 100% of all of EPW’s powerbomb matches!

Not only did I powerbomb Richter for the victory I caned Xeriyous Blade with my sic [sic] kendo stick, and started my comedic wrestling career with a bootylicous dance. An evolution to remember!

Evolution 2003
w/ Brock Freeman vs. The Brat Pack
Lets face it on this particular night Mr. Freeman had an attitude problem, he couldn’t handle my sheer ability to be wicked. So he decided to walk out on the match, and if memory serves I was shot with an AK-47 by FN. Carnage for my first loss at Evolution.

vs. “The American Nightmare” Brock Freeman
I was pretty angry with Freeman for his treacherous ways, and although I still had 14 bullets lodged in my spine I fought on with great bravery. Despite Freeman’s dramatic change I was able to hold him at bay with a snickers bar to the head, only to have some chump referee count us out for a draw. Annoying.

Evolution 2004
w/ Devlin Reeves vs. The Brat Pack
Another day, another chump. You try and teach them to work hard and be good to their mothers, and all they do is clothesline you in the face. That Devlin Reeves, tisk tisk. So the Brats won that one, but Devlin did trip over. Clumsy.

w/ Awsome Inc. vs. The Brat Pack & Rave
Now I didn’t have anything against Rave (now known as Rave Lite or Rave Zero I’m not sure) but he got in the way of my revenge, so I totally flipped out and kicked him pretty hard. Again cheated out of a Evo victory when Devlin puts his feet on the ropes (and super-glued my shoulders to the canvas).

Evolution 2005
vs. Davis “thunder” Storm
Rove gave me a hand with this one, DDTing XXXeriyous Blade. However Storm used his chump-like ability to be a jerk and low-blowed everyone (cause he is jealous he doesn’t have any), then hit me with a ring-bell. What a sucker-chump. More on meeting Rove in a future post (maybe).

vs. Richter w/ Anella
Now Richter has been a pesky foe for me, and it certainly didn’t help having Anella at ringside distracting the ref at every turn (although I forgave her after she smashed the European Union at Evo ‘06). So yeah another low-blow for old Fett and again I’m down for the count.

Evolution 2006
w/ G$T vs. The Forefathers
Eck 6-man tags are risky business. Also I think the production guy forgot my pyro. What can I say we lost, but the Forefathers continued the attack after the bell. What jerks. They’ll get their dues, just you wait.

Evolution 2007 (Has not happened yet)
vs. everyone in EPW (including production & floor staff)
The tides are changing, kama will be on my side. I predict Burning Howards all round!… Burning Howard? No, no… I mean Burning Hammer. Howard are you?

Also on another * note my birthday is this Monday 24th of April! Shower me with praise and gifts!

Get ready for this months strategy tips:

3 Ways to Defeat Psychofett at Perfect Dark (and numerous small tips)

I thought I would catalogue some tips and tricks that may come in handy if you ever find yourself one-on-one with The Red Dragon.

Ingredients:

• 1 * Psychofett
• 1 * N64 + Perfect Dark Cartridge

1. Farsight
   He quite simply can’t handle the power and accuracy of this honorable weapon. Works especially well without radars. Blind and without the ability to set up base in a lonely corner, he is almost defenseless. You needn’t worry about walking into an n-bomb, remote or proxy mine if don’t have to play into his deadly game of cat and mouse. Watch with a smile as he tries to use the Farsight against you, but don’t take pity – he is the enemy.
   
2. Hacker Central with Kill Score Disabled
   A mistake by novice Psychofett opponents is to enter a hacker central game on the default settings. Without proper adjustment of this mode, players will receive a score for killing their opponent. Psychofett knows this and since he can’t operate the hacker central console properly he will most likely gain victory by dishonorably shooting you when you’re trying to do the right thing.
   
3. Black Cat of Gaming Destruction
   Cats are another Psychofett weakness. This point requires a cat (preferably black) to take nesting on the lap of Psychofett and alas reduce his mobility and ability to control his character. Larger animals may or may not work.
   

Some more points:

• Watch for Player Advantages: His health will often gain a 1000% increase even though you’ve tried to be alert.
• Don’t allow him to choose Laptop Guns, Remote Mines, Proximity Mines, N-Bombs, Slayers or anything that could be used to protect his safe corner.
• One final note: Select any level except The Villa.

Roundabouts: How to indicate correctly.
Pretty straight forward, huh? Aparently not.

LEFT HAND TURN
Perform a left indication 30 metres before entry. Turn left.


FORWARD THROUGH
Enter the roundabout without indicating. Perform a left indication immediately prior to your chosen exit.


RIGHT HAND TURN
Perform a right indication 30 metres before entry. Turn right. Perform a left indication immediately prior to your chosen exit.


U-TURN
This is done much in the same way as a right hand turn although the left indication is held off until immediately prior to your chosen exit.

Here is a website that has further explanation:
Clarifying Some Road Rules

“Wrestler: Psychofett, duelling canes, super twizzly spinny moves, title shots, fire breathers…… Need i say more?
Is psychofett the greatest wrestler ever? This reporter says yes.” - Malachi

GREATEST WRESTLER EVER! YOU HEAR THAT?! AND FROM AN OFFICIAL REPORTER AS WELL!! YEAH YEAH YEAH! OH GOOD SPAGHETTO!

“Hey, did anyone else notice that bloody fantasic spinny move psychofett did?1 That was TOO good! Very impressive” - Sezzy

“1. Mikey 2. Psychofett, both have had tremendous years so far and the match they had together was one of the best i have seen live.” - I’m_hardcore

Sorry man I think you got the order mixed up, Psychofett is ichiban!