Heres a question: How did half of Perth drivers get their licence? The answer: I don’t have a friggin’ clue! Now I can tell you that after being constatnly cut-off and nearly rammed every time I get in my car that our licencing standards aren’t very high. As such I thought I’d do a little […]

I know in some of my posts I may seem a little narcissistic, ego-centric and self-absorbed but of course I’m being satirical. Or am I? I think we can learn a lot from these next few quotes.
“1. Mikey 2. Psychofett, both have had tremendous years so far and the match they had together was one […]

The first in a long array of helpful hints you can apply in day to day life.
I hate ironing, and so should you, so to avoid this dreary task I suggest hanging out your clothes as soon as your washing cycle is done. If anyone questions you as to the crispness of your slacks, give […]

Just wanted to say a big congratulations to all those at the EPW training try-out today. Good to see that noone quit, and everyone stuck to their guns! But seriously you guys need to try a lot harder.
Sooo… this… is… awkward.