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Oprah doesn’t deserve this…

Some say that Tom Cruise goes too far. I tend to agree, but in any case I just wanted to say congratulations to Tom and Katie on the birth of their baby girl Suri (WTF!?). I also think that maybe Tom should be the one to stay away from the baby for a week, after eating the babie’s placenta he may get a taste for human flesh and finish her off.

Shame on you Mr. Cruise for taking the sweet, innocent Katie from my fantasies! May you forever be demoted to Scientologist Thetan level 4!!
Posted on Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 at 10:03 pm and is filed under Celebrity. Responses via RSS 2.0. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Oprah doesn’t deserve this…”

  1. Pip says:
    April 20th, 2006 at 9:39 am

    Ewwwwww!!! He ATE the placenta? What’s that supposed to accomplish?

  2. chad 4:17 says:
    April 23rd, 2006 at 9:57 am

    No no no my dear friend Psychofett, you are mistaken, Katie was taken from me. I choose to blame L Ron Hubbard

  3. Tanysha says:
    October 20th, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    u r awesome and dooley says he met tom cruise in the closet, and i’m not completely sure wtf happened in there lol. I’m at wrestling alll the time im ur biggest fan