Just a * note to anyone in Perth, I will be apearing on “Sweet and Sour” this Tuesday 25th April at 8:30pm on everyone’s favourite local TV station Access 31! Don’t worry if you miss it though there will be more Fett action at 9:00pm on Friday 28th of April as the show will […]

Some say that Tom Cruise goes too far. I tend to agree, but in any case I just wanted to say congratulations to Tom and Katie on the birth of their baby girl Suri (WTF!?). I also think that maybe Tom should be the one to stay away from the baby for a week, after […]

When Psychofett asked me to write a piece for his blog I was a little sceptical. Why would The Man choose me as the one to be cast into the eternal limelight - a benefactor of rewards too innumerable to count? Once up in lights, how would I tame his fierce readership? It’s a daunting […]

Heres a question: How did half of Perth drivers get their licence? The answer: I don’t have a friggin’ clue! Now I can tell you that after being constatnly cut-off and nearly rammed every time I get in my car that our licencing standards aren’t very high. As such I thought I’d do a little […]