Last Wednesday I went with some friends to check out Underworld: Evolution, which follows off directly after the events of the first film. Essentially vampire heroine Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and hybrid Michael (Scott Speedman) must stop the reborn Markus (Tony Curran), the first vampire from unleashing his imprisoned brother William (Brian Steele), the first Lycan (werewolf).

Good action scenes, cool vampire/werewolf myth and partially naked Kate Beckinsale make this film what it is: a fun, sexy no-brainer. The dialogue at times is a little thin, the story flaky, and thus may prove too much for movie snobs. However you may be drawn to this film if you enjoy this kind of supernatural lore and futuristic goth styling.

Perhaps not as good as the original, but if you enjoyed the first this sequel should at least satisfy you, otherwise you could check out Blade and Blade 2. But not Blade 3 because that sucked harder than Paris Hilton.

Underworld: Evolution on IMDb.com
Metacritic review


2 and a half palm strikes out of 5
Posted on Sunday, February 19th, 2006 at 10:28 pm and is filed under Reviews. Responses via RSS 2.0. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

11 Responses to “Underworld: Undercooked”

  1. Skitz says:

    Booo, I thought THIS movie sucked!
    Guess I’m just a big movie snob then. And Kate Beckinsale… meh, I’ve seen better!
    -Skitz

  2. Craig says:

    Bad dialogue, flaky story? I think these “movie snobs” might be on to something.

  3. Pip says:

    I had a ball of a time. My lack of caring about specific things and hoping a movie will take me away from normal life is a blissful thing.

  4. Skitz says:

    Oh, and then I saw Date Movie last night….

    I think if you looked up ‘lame’ in the dictionary, all it would say is ‘Date Movie’. It was SO overdone, and there was more eye rolling than laughter.

    Movie Snob goes home dissapppointed once again.

    -Skitz

  5. Pip says:

    Just Friends was awesome though

  6. Skitz says:

    Agreed!

    “Ooops….I’m naked!”

    -Skitz

  7. Shane Haste says:

    Blade 3 is better than all movies and i will defend its honor!!!!!

  8. Psychofett says:

    Blade 3 has no honour to defend.

  9. Pip says:

    It ain’t no Van Helsing

  10. BisforBargain says:

    Seen better than Kate Beckinsale..?
    Blasphemy!

    I enjoyed it for what it was. A vampire flick with guns and an uberhot female lead in tight black corsets.

    I’m wondering if due to the vampy sex scene that by the end of the third installment they will have a child.

    Underworld:Home Life -
    Selene can deal with motherhood and Michael can tackle tasks like getting the trash out on time.

  11. chad 4:17 says:

    Resident Evil 1 and 2 pwned all

    so will ultraviolet… (hopefully)

    I love Milla

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